“Emotions…feelings — they’re dangerous temptations.”
this is a harry potter sorting hat. which house do you belong to? gryffindor? ravenclaw? hufflepuff? slytherin? i have never seen harry potter. [booing] suck it.
It so confusing when people say “the boys.” Who are you talking about? 5 Seconds of Summer? One Direction? The Jonas Brothers? All 43 US Presidents? Nobody knows.
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?"
NEE HOY MINOY
"Hello, my name is Markiplier and welcome back to…"
You really do need to watch any video of Benedict frame by frame…
porn gives young people an unrealistic and unhealthy idea of how quickly a plumber will come to your house
this the rawest shit i ever seen in my life